Spam is bad but this is worse
Ok so I accept spam as a necessary evil to being on the internet, fine. I don't even mind the porn spam with chicks drowning in jiz while being serviced by midget aliens. Some are quite well done, graphically speaking anyhow, these spammers at least know how to use Photoshop well.
What I can't accept, understand or tolerate is poorly spelled or totally grammatically incorrect spam. Yeah I know I spell like ass but seriously if your going to waste my time and bandwith, run the shit through spellcheck for the love of christ!
Take some of these fine examples I have been saving.
"Now get 5% Cah Back form America" - Thank god I can get some Cah back form America whatever the fuck that is.
"Weicht Loss Patch, Easy, Discreet and Saf" - Well if its not Saf why bother.
"Make $5000 form in your frist month" - What's with the forms, do i have to fill them out? Will I still get my frist if I fill them out incorrectly?
Never befor snne Youne hot women are in the place you wasnt to seen - What kind of crack smoking, well you get the point.
Oh there is more but I don't have the energy to copy and past them all. Thats all for now.
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